Doctor: What's your average weight? Patient: I have no idea. Doctor: Well, what do you think is the most you have ever weighed? Patient: I'd say about one hundred and fifty-fo…

In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.

Mr.and Mrs.Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat.

《千万别学英语》第三阶段确实是五个阶段中最重要，也是最容易吓退人，让人懈怠、放弃的一个阶段。小程认为确实有必要好好的给大家讲讲三阶的一些注意事项，让大家少走弯路，提高效率。

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.

Two Frogs lived together in a marsh. But one hot summer the marsh dried up, and they left it to look for another place to live in: for frogs like damp places if they can get them.

很多朋友询问小程《千万别学英语》二阶的目标到底是什么，我这里就给大家再详细讲讲。

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

被《千万别学英语》吸引就是冲着它的第二母语的宣言的口号，先不说他的实现方案是否非常合理，光是这个观念就足以把传统教学法比下去。对于如我这般断断续续学了二十年的英语来说，这一句就算说到心坎里了。