In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.

Mr.and Mrs.Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat.

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.

Two Frogs lived together in a marsh. But one hot summer the marsh dried up, and they left it to look for another place to live in: for frogs like damp places if they can get them.

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain......