One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness.

When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it.

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.

"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."

Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.

During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting behind him.

Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods. They had one bottle of lemonade between then. Jimmy went to explore while Tommy unpacked the food. When he r…

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