Three Turtles [Joke]

2009年8月15日 | 分类: 英文笑话 | 标签: , | 字体: 超大


Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.

The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."

The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my coffee."

"We won't," the other two promised.

Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."

Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."

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  1. apple+pie
    2009年8月18日12:56

    我知道个相关的笑话,更好笑。是讲龟爸爸龟妈妈和龟儿子一家的,那龟儿子好无聊的。你可以看看啊。更好笑。