The smell is terrible [Joke]
A man came to the police station and complained, " I have three brothers, we all lived in one room. One of my brothers has six cats; another has five dogs, and the other has four goats. The smell is terrible. Can you do something about it?"
2010-3-17 21:16
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温世仁:推荐《你还在学英语吗?》——听说领先 整句通读 英语思维
记得在一九九○年刚刚搬到马来西亚的时候,我非常惊讶的发现在这个国家里,很多人英文都讲得很好。首先发现我那从马来西亚大学毕业的秘书,她的英文讲得比我还好,接着发现我的司机,只有中学毕业,英文也讲得比我好,更令我惊讶的是当我去理发时,那位理发小姐是个华人,虽然只有小学毕业,但英文也讲得比我好。当时非常惊讶的不只这一点,而是发现在马来西亚大部分的人都会讲英文、马来西亚话、中文、福建话(就是闽南话)、广东话等五种语言,很多人甚至连字都不会写,但几乎都可以用这五种语言的任何一种沟通。
2010-3-10 6:00
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A Boy with a Big Head [Joke]
A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head."
2010-3-09 6:01
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The Umbrella [Joke]
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he hadput on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongsto a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in tenminutes."
2010-3-09 6:00
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When a Tiger comes [Joks]
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
2010-3-01 11:31
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《千万别学英语》每个阶段大概要学多长时间?
总是有朋友询问小程:《千万别学英语》第一阶段要听多久,第二阶段要听写、模仿多久,第三阶段要读多久词典,等等。虽然小程已经说了每个阶段都有自己完成的标准,另外每个人客观、主观条件不一样,所以时间长短是很难说清楚的。不过还是有很多朋友询问小程关于《千万别学英语》每个阶段的练习时间,鉴于此,小程觉得还是给大家说说《千万别学英语》每个阶段普遍的学习时间吧,也让一些朋友心里有个底。
2010-2-24 11:00
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Best Reward [Joke]
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
2010-2-16 18:48
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Oxford Picture Dictionary Interactive.牛津互动式图片真人发声词典.下载ISO光盘格式
Oxford Picture Dictionary Interactive(牛津互动式图片真人发声词典)是一个非常有特色的词典,说是词典,它也不是那种正儿八经的词典,或者也可以说是“游戏词典”或者叫“看图说话”词典。小程以前挺喜欢玩这个词典的。
2010-2-15 12:48
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《千万别学英语》二、四阶段融入感情才能模仿到位——被轻视的技巧之一
不少朋友问到小程如何才能在《千万别学英语》的第二阶段与第四阶段模仿到位呢?小程觉得除了在多听、多看以及掌握一些模仿技巧之外还有一个小诀窍是大家忽略了的。
2010-2-09 11:16
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