The Umbrella [Joke]

A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: “This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in tenminutes.”

When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,”This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back.”

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  1. 匿名
    15 年前
    2010-3-09 11:26:39

    喜欢英语小笑话,恐怖我也只能全英看懂小笑话,其它的生词太多很有难度了。。。

    • 博主
      匿名
      15 年前
      2010-3-09 19:10:05

      慢慢来,词汇量是慢慢积累的,我博客提供的笑话很多都有英英解释的,弄笑话目的就是让大家简单吸收单词量。

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