"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."

Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.

During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting behind him.

Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods. They had one bottle of lemonade between then. Jimmy went to explore while Tommy unpacked the food. When he r…

Doctor: What's your average weight? Patient: I have no idea. Doctor: Well, what do you think is the most you have ever weighed? Patient: I'd say about one hundred and fifty-fo…

In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.

Mr.and Mrs.Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat.

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.

Two Frogs lived together in a marsh. But one hot summer the marsh dried up, and they left it to look for another place to live in: for frogs like damp places if they can get them.