A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he hadput on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongsto a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in tenminutes."

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.

A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.

A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.

A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away .So they got married immediately.

One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness.

When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it.

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.