‘英文笑话’ 分类的存档

A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he hadput on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongsto a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in tenminutes."

2010年3月9日06:00 | 2 条评论
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Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.

2010年3月1日11:31 | 没有评论
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A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.

2010年2月16日18:48 | 没有评论
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A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.

2010年1月20日09:37 | 没有评论
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A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away .So they got married immediately.

2010年1月12日06:12 | 没有评论
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One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness.

2009年12月8日20:46 | 没有评论
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When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it.

2009年12月6日19:58 | 没有评论
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Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.

2009年12月6日19:44 | 没有评论
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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.

2009年11月6日06:00 | 没有评论
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